if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do
Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.
My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash.
It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)
my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea
i really love the mario party games that have dk spaces because the purpose of dk spaces is to be the opposite of bowser spaces, a space where something really good may happen but nothing bad will happen, which turns donkey kong himself into this sort of mythical gorilla of great fortune and prosperity who you would really like to meet and who you get really excited for when you do encounter, and when you land on a dk space it’s like “YES, i’m going to meet with donkey kong now and he’s probably going to give me a really nice present, thank you donkey kong, i LOVE donkey kong”, i just really love this interpretation of donkey kong’s character
i like to think this is what encountering bigfoot in real life would be like. it’s REALLY hard to encounter him but if you do he’s gonna play a fun minigame with you and then he’s probably gonna give you a really cool gift and then he’ll leave and it’s literally impossible for anything harmful to happen during this encounter
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
